When those morons unlaced those retarded “light-up” shoes back in the 90’s, everybody sat silent and accepted it. And now look what’s happened. They’re making shoes that connect to your phone.
Thankfully it’s just an experiment, one by Art, copy & code, artist Zach Lieberman and design studio yesyesno.

The sneaker connects to your Android device via Bluetooth and this becomes an outlet for its own personality to come out and comment on what you’re doing. It works via an accelerometer and a gyroscope and can be connected to speakers so all your friends can tell you to turn them off and stop being a douche.