But why does the ’360 eye’ suck so hard? We’ve seen robotic vacuum cleaners before Steve!

Well first off, it’s made by Dyson who make like, the Bugatti Veyron of vacuum cleaners. But also, the ‘360 Eye’ features a unique 360° vision system that lets it see all around itself all the time. This intelligent, panoramic lens camera takes 30 images a second and uses these captured pictures for simultaneous localization and mapping software (SLAM).

This piece of brilliance allows it to position triangulation points on things around it so it’s able to track where it is, where it’s been and where it still needs to go. It cleans the room in 3 meter grids, much more organised than the robotic vacuums we’ve become accustomed to seeing in pretentious architect’s houses.

More than that, the ‘360 eye’ has the most powerful suction of any robot vacuum and carbon fiber filaments which remove hard specs from floors and stiff nylon bristles that removes pesky inbred dirt from carpets. Getting around, the ‘360 eye’ uses continuous tank tracks that can help it climb over obstacles. And like your blender, your curtains and even your new born child, the ‘360 eye’ has an app all it’s own which lets you start, pause and schedule your cleans.