The must-own underwear of the past 100 years has arrived. They’re not edible, not trendy, and not made by European fashion label that supports child labour in a 3rd world country (although they cost about the same).

Instead, the Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear are the world’s most powerful tool against stinky farts. You literally could not make this stuff up.

The jocks perform their magic thanks to an odor filtering “Zorflex” carbon panel that’s been researched up the wazoo. The smell is sealed in and trapped, saved to be enjoyed later, at home, alone.

There is a downside. The wearer will have to adjust their normal farting position to get the most from the filtering fart-ment. Legs together, undies off the skin, no gaps in the waistband. The question is raised, won’t the fact that you all of a sudden adjust your stance to look like you’re holding in a wee be a dead giveaway or at least attract some side glances in your next status meeting?

Get it: R350 – R600
From: www.myshreddies.com