In order to make the latest batch of Apple Macbook laptops as thin as they are, the monkeys at Mac have had to leave out some pretty important elements (like heat distribution fans) that enable the over-priced lap warmers to work properly.
Pick your jaw up off the floor fan-boys, this isn’t the first time Apple has made a change to one of their devices that hasn’t been thought through properly, inconveniences the very people that make their products so popular and screws the customer worse than a lifetime holder of an Ashley Madison account.
What this latest omission means is that the new range of Macbook laptops are prone to getting pretty hot.
Enter a breed of parasite, more resilient than a cockroach made of rubber: the Apple peripheral producer.
Svalt have created the ‘D’, a performance cooling vertical dock that fits onto Macbooks of any size and keeps them the right temp.
Anchored down by a two pound aluminium base, a fan flows fresh air over the laptops processor unit making heavy lifting like video editing or gaming a more efficient task.
Actually, when you put it like that, it becomes a whole lot clearer that THIS IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUILT INTO THE LAPTOP
WHEN IT WAS MADE!!!!
